Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

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What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

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Whats 9 + 10? 19.

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1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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why did the kid get home from school early cause he was home from school..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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