roses are red violets are blue

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book 'em danno

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

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whats white jizz

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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I just drank a cola.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

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MOOOOOOOOOOO

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