- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

People just dont care about me, yesterday I got a coconut in my head and... AWWWW thats horrible! Yeah I... So did the coconut make it?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What did the tree say to the other tree?....nothing cause trees can't talk!

What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

What is black and blue? A pen with reversable ink.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

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