- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three wars.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

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