- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

So, I'm sitting by this guy in Science class and we're learning about fungi. So this guy is being really nice and I tell him, "Bro, you're just a FUNgi to hang around", like fun guy.

Why was it okay for the people in the hospital to laugh at the narcoleptic patient? It wasn't. The patients were treated because of moral obligations, but the doctors that laughed were either fired or warned, depending on if they had previous reports of exploitation of patients.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite joke? A. Nothing, because he cant hear.

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

What's black and white and red all over? A chess board; I lied about the "red all over" part.

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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