Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

Whats worse than ten dead babies in one tree? I dont know, but that is quite a graphic sight i have in my mind right now.

Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What do a spoon and a platypus have in common? Nothing.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

He walked in a bar

fish fishy caoimhin

If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

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