What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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How do you stop a vehicle moving at high speeds? Apply the brakes in a reasonable fashion.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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Andrew's a bald wankstain.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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