- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

luke moore cant pull it back

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

Safe sex MR

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

Y u do dis?

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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