what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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What did the man do when it was raining pineapples? He got a chainsaw and went on a killing spree against his neighbors family.

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What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

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Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

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Is J.P. dumb? Yes

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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a blond a her blond boyfriend were walking acrossed a river. she gose over the river but the ramp brecks when she's past. her boyfriend says wait until night and I'll get a flashlight and shine it acrossed get on the light beem and walk acrossed.she says no when I'm haf way acrossed you will turn the light off.

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What's worse then breaking your xbox? Going on a 24 kill streak and having itchy balls.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing, shit went down so bad.

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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