If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Whats the best thing about chuck norris? he's chuck norris.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

Hi what I lug you

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

An Aisian failed a test

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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