- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

knock knock... who's there? your grandmother, now please let me in it's very cold outside. *you now proceed to open the door for your grandmother as she is elderly and you dont want her to freeze

How do you kill a circus? Assuming this is metaphorical usage of the word 'kill', you would withdraw funds, involve the SPCA and offer all the major performers better contracts elsewhere.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

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