How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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why did spiderman fall off the roof ? cause it was wet

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A man walks into a bar gets hurt and falls over

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Guy: "Did you hear about the guy who cried wolf?" Friend: "Yes. He was pulling your leg. People cry tears not wolves." Guy: "How did you know he was pulling my leg?" Friend: "If you look down, he's still there pulling it."

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

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Why did the Asian eat so much rice? Because he was hungry.

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"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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taking out the trash... at night

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People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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I'm hungry.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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