What did the dog say to the house? Roof

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

What is yellow, smooth, and dangerous? Shark-infested custard

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

Women's rights.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

Why where the 3 little children talking about muffins? Because muffins are smart.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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