A couple was arguing about how the man was cheating and he was in "The Doghouse". There clever son pointed out that they didn't own a dog.

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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cancer

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A blonde girl gets in a bad car accident . A man stops on the side of the road to help her . She is panicking The man gets out a piece of chalk and draw a small circle. He says "Do not step out of this circle" The man smashes her car with a baseball bat She giggles He rolls her car down the hill, She laughs Her car is on fire , She is cracking up He yells " WHAT IS SO FUNNY " She says , "I stepped out of the circle three times when you weren't looking"

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Women Sports.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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