What happened after jimmy cheated on a test. Jimmy went home.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

KONY 2012

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

The Pope, Queen Elizabeth and a schoolboy are on a plane that is going to crash. It crashes and they all die instantly.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

Why did Johnny fall down? Because I threw tropical fruit at him.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

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