- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

Is that a banana in your pocket? As a matter of fact, yes it is.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

What did the redneck say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Someone clearly messed up on naming the flower. Violet is synonymous with purple, Which is obviously NOT blue; It's the mixture between blue and red.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

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