What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

Knock knock Come in

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

racism...deal with it!

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

Whats 2+2=? ?= CHICKEN

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

joke under this line wins _________________________

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

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Anti Joke

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