- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

... i forgot the joke :p

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

4 people: A pilot, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a little kid, are all on an airplane with only 3 parachutes, when the plane's engine explodes and starts to go down. But the pilot makes an emergency landing at a nearby airport and everybody is okay.

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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