- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

A duck walks into a bar, and the bartender asks what will you have for dinner? The duck says "quack".

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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