- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

A plane crashed in the border of mexico and USA. Where do you bury the survivors? tell me in the thing bellow

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

That's what SHE said!

Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

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