Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

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Boob

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Why couldn't Paul see. He got stabbed in the eye by two mexicans

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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The itsy bitsy spider climbed up the water spout. Heavy rain came down and killed him.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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I drive a 'rarri

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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April showers bring May flowers! And what do May flowers bring? Bees. Lots and lots of bees.

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What's worse than HIV? AIDS -Bob Bobby

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It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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