Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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"Is the Pope a Catholic?" Yes.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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chuck norris's daughter lost her virginity but he got it back

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why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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If Michael Jackson were alive today, what would he be doing? Scratching at the top of his coffin.

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how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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Yo momma's so fat she ate Sally's arms. Knock Knock Who's There. The police we have a warrant for your mothers arrest on charges of cannibalism and kidnapping.

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What is worse then not being able to drink your vodka right away A black guy drinking for you

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

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The WNBA

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Q- what did the magician say after the sawed the woman in half ? A- call an ambulance !

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A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

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koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

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Q: How Do You Stop a Bus? A: Pull the Brakes so it comes to a absolute stop.

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So this farmer had theses two amazingly fast horses, one named slokey and the other pokey. They would run in the pasture and bring many people to watch. So one day this man says hey, you should enter them in the county derby. So he does and the whole race its slokey, pokey slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. So after the farmer collects his prize money a man walks up and says, hey those horses are pretty fast, you should enter them in the state derby. So he loads his horses up to the capital and prepares them. When the gates open slokey and pokey dash out of the gate. The whole race its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After all the press conferences a man says, hey you should enter those horses in the kentucky derby. So the farmer enters them and drives down to kentucky. The gates open and the whole time its slokey, pokey, slokey, pokey, and slokey wins by a nose. After the press meetings a man says hey you should enter your horses in the european derby. The farmer says no, im going to retire my horses. One fall afternoon pokey says to slokey, man, i wish i could have won a single race. So they race around the huge pasture and the whole way its slokey, pokey, slokey pokey, and pokey wins by a nose! All the farm animals go crazy and the farm dog says "congratulations pokey you finally won!" And pokey says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING DOG!"

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for doing nothing? A black man

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There was a lil girl in a red hoody skipping to her grandma's house. When she got there she noticed her grandma wasn't home. The lil girl panics and see's a wolf. She hesitates and asks the wolf "Have you seen my grandma" The wolf replies with a yes, shes in the backyard planting flowers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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