- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

I like U.............................nicorns :D

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You shoot at the blonde. Causing her to fall, but I have a feeling she will be pretty mad!

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

Penis, eggs, mushrooms and tigers

You mothers so ghetto, you died.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

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A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

You're mother has had a heart attack in the middle of the street, you start to sing amazing grace hoping people will join in, but unfortunatly this is not a musical and you should call 911.

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat off, and the barman chuckles.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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