A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

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How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Why did the girl kill herself? she was depressed.

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

No thank you, I don't like violence

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

Elizabeth Warren

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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