Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

identical jokes get different votes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

think twice or at least think

What does a black guy do to a white girl when the lights go off and there's a bed in the room? They go to sleep so they can have enough energy to work their two jobs and provide for their family after they've been evicted from their home.

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

Life is like swimming. When you drown you die.

hey John will you make some copies

Why was Harry arrested? Because he stabbed multiple children.

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

What did one gothic person say to another gothic person? Nothing. Gothic people only cut themselves.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

Safe sex MR

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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