Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

How old is Batman? Old enough to be a bat.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Women's rights

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

How many light bulbs? 1

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Why was baby Johnny crying because a monkey came and ripped of his dick

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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