what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

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An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Autism speaks but not really

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Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

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What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

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YOLO

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

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Why did the woman go to the kitchen? The same reason she went to the bathroom, she needed to wash her hands because she was finger painting. Her husband was using the bathroom.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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