What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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i love weed i fuc king really do i fuc king love smoking weed with you.And i love a fat spliff and i love a fat bong why cant we all just sing along!!!

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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what is the difference between 10 and 3 7

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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How did the prisoner escape from prison? He asked to leave.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

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what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

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The world ends and everyone dies exept for a laywer

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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