- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

noah is a scrub jungle

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

Why did? Yes

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

How many mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

A horse, an apple, a leprechaun and a black man walk into a bar. They sit down and order drinks. The bartender looks at them and say "what is this, a joke?"

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

Potassium? K.

Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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