- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

rosie o'donald goes on a diet

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

eden stop

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

What do you get when you cross your eyes? A headache.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

Harry Chappell raped someone

give me a thumbs up

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

-What did the duck say to Federico Costa nearby the phonebox in a rainy day? -Quack

Have I ever told you that you looked beautiful? No. Ok, good.

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