What's the capital of Ohio? O

whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

You have now entered Automatic Breathing Mode

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

whats black and white? a zebra

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

What does an unemployed black man and a mexican have in common? They both like to shop at forman mills because they have reasonably priced clothing items.

when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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