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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

Why did the black guy scream? well, he just saw his friend get shot, and there was blood everywhere.

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

What do you call a black man standing on a sidewalk? Preferably race shouldn't matter in this situation, but in most social circumstances the man would be described as black to elucidate the person being depicted.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side -Tag

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

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