What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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Why did the homeless man not get any ice cream from the store? Because he was not very bright and didn't try in school. Therefore he couldn't find a job or get his job back at the janitor at Go-Mart. This proves that not doing your school work correct can really effect your future. Plus they was sold out of chocolate.

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whats white and looks like paper paper

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What do you call the fear of anteaters? Stupid.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks a few beers, then calls a taxi to take him home because he knew the risks of drunk driving.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because on top of his depression, his wife had been cheating on him and his kids all died in a horrible hand-gliding mishap.

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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Guess what i just did. Master bait.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

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Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

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Why was the woman?

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With the exception of pigs, both pigs and blue jays can fly

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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