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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Quantum Mechanics is so difficult to understand, somewhere Stephen Hawking just walked into a bar.

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

So your driving your brick car and the steering wheel falls off. So how many pancakes does it take to fill your dog house? 12 because hamsters don't wear shoes

world peace

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

whats the difference between and clorox wipe and a paper towel? a clorox wipe is wet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

Why was Abraham Lincolin President. He was elected by the people of the united states.

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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