- Anti Joke

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

Your mother is so fat that when she steps on a scale it shows her a weight that she is not very satisfied with

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your mother getting raped by your sister.

What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

What is better than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the chicken cross the road? His sons funeral was on the other side.

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

Why was the 15 year old boy always alone in his bedroom making strange noises? Because he was struggling to fight back the tears following his single mother's recent suicide, driven by her despair over the reality that her son was an out of control drug addict, just like his no-good father who ran out on them.

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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