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Whats, red, blue, green, yellow, feels like popcorn, looks like jello, tastes like hydrogen peroxide and smells like burning logs? i dont know. i was asking you

What's worse than a dead baby? The corpse is chopped into little pieces And is put in a blender. Worse than that? An alive baby stuffed into a blender. Worse than that? Hellen Keller put into a blender. Worse than that? The holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

What do you call a cow after an earthquake? Dead. The barn collapsed on top of it.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

Whats black and has white cream in it? Oreos

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

whats small and tickles? pubic lice

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

If life throws you cars, you are probably on LSD.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he's stupid.

Why is the young Chinese boy crying? Because he is being raped.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.