- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas. A: A bicycle.

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

Why are Jewish men curcumsized? Because Jewish women wont put their hands on anything that's not 20% off

Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

What did the man do when he found a lost dog in his yard? He shot it. This was a very old, lonely, and distressed man with many unresolved problems resulting from his childhood in poverty.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

Apple juice.

Q. Dr.evil? JHHHHHHHHOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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