why was the boy sad? because.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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People...

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

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What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

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How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Wright flyer

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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I Raped And Killed A Little Girl Called Zoe. It All Started When I Raped A Girl In Her School, I Always Waited Outside Of Her School in my white van, one day the girl I raped before Zoe confronted me in my white van, I asked her if she wanted to see my puppies in the back of the van, she said yes, I locked her in there, I kidnapped her. The next day that girl Mysteriously Died. Iwonder how? Tee hee hee... The next day Zoe came up to my van, She also said yes about the puppies too! I kidnapped her and raped her. The next day I was rushed to hospital, I was revealed by the doctor I Had Been Diagnosed With HIV, I knew it was from her because she is the only girl I'd raped, So I walked home. When I Was Walking Home, I Was Thinking About How Angry I Was With That Lil' Bitch; I Was Thinking of ways to kill her, when I got home I heard her listen to; Bang Bang~ By Ariana Grande, Nikki Minaj And Jessie J. That Got Me thinking, Ah, that's how I am going to kill her. So I opened my cage and Got my gun out; I killed her. Blood Was Dripping Down from her head, I Grabbed the corpse and put It in my basement, after that I started licking her fanny, Drinking Her pussy juice. Then I drained all of her Blood out of her body and bottled it. After all the draining I had 600,000 Bottles. I Drunk one of them. and may I just say: it was delicious! After that, I went online and sold all the bottles to I.Am.A.Vampire.Com For £1million Pounds!! Man is now mega rich and I brought a slut and fucked her. I Now lift a fucking amazing life because of a vulnerable, Dumb Ass girl called Zoe. Thank you!!!!!

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

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whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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