Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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Why did the kid eat so much ice cream? Because he wanted to eat ice cream.

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Q: Why did George Lopez walk into a Taco Bell? A: To purchase a 5-layer Gordita Burrito

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar everyone is amazed because the surgery he just got cured his parilization

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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doctor,doctor my eyesight is getting worse, you are certainly right, this is the post office

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever!

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

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Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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