- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

A russian gives away vodka.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

my mom texted me telling me that my dog died... then she texted me the letters LOL... i texted back asking wat was funny!? she thought it ment 'lots of love' :p

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

Q: What's that white, sticky stuff on your mom? A: Glue

How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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