why do my feet smell so bad? because i havent washed them for 5 days

have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he....

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

Why did the boy die? He got shot in the face repeatedly.

knock knock who's there? hope

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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