roses are red violets should be purple

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Why are some people so awesome? Because their black.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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8===D ~ ~ ~

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

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Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you, f*** you.

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Why do Mexicans stink? Because they're Mexican.

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Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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