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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

Why didn't the Hispanic man get elected? Because his policies were unpopular.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

What do you call two black men and a hispanic man in the back of a car? The punchline of this joke is offensive, and might bring legal troubles to Anti-Joke.Com and it's subsidiaries. For these reasons, Anti-Joke.Com will not allow it to be shown.

Why didnt the boy eat his ice cream? Because he is dairy intolerant

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Roses are red, violets are red, everything's red... Retinal haemorrhage.

You just read this ..

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Your mom is so stupid she makes stupid people look not stupid.

Did you hear about the kid-napping in Minnesota? He woke up