- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Q. What did Nelson say to his men before they boarded ship? A. "Board ship men"

in soviet russia, cow milks you

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

What? Why?

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

Rebecca Black starts to sing a song, and when breaking out into her annoying chorus, we realize that it's not about the days of the week.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

oh hai

Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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