Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? It's hard to say, as this number depends on a large number of factors including the average area covered by one lick, the pH of saliva, the solubility of Tootsie Pops, the temperature of both the saliva and the Tootsie Pop, and the amount of saliva deposited on the Tootsie Pop after each lick. This is not to mention all the manufacturing irregularities that may occur during production, and varying tongue shapes and solvency properties of saliva.

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why does little Lucy have no friends? because she is in a wheelchair

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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please dis this joke, I want to get to the bottom of the leaderboard!

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Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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What's the difference between a Jew and a cucumber? You can't gas a cucumber.

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whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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Here's another:

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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Roses are Roses Violets are Violets I am to Literal, That is a statement.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

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boobs.

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