finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

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What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

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What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

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Thats sweet, thank you then.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

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how do you fit 100 jews in a mini ? two in the front, two in theback and 96 in the ash tray

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willie revilame

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Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is your chest, As flat as my back?

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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