"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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destiny

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name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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Bags of delicious poop.

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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A French man gets into a fight

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

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What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

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How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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what`s green and flys a plain i was kidding about the green

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

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Steve is 12. He has a friend named Gary. Later in his life steve will realize that he is gay and will fall for a man also named Gary. Gary and steve will be together forever. Until steves friend gary goes insane because this man has stollen his name and go and kill the other gary. The end.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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