What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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why is rebecca black? because it's friday.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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what's a self-driving car 10 years from now? probably just "a car".

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What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen? An ejaculating penis.

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

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On a deserted island in the middle of nowhere three women have just been in a horrible boat wreck. They are okay and alive. One is a lovely smart brunette. An appealing ginger. And a blond.. named Becky. They take shelter when one of them notices a shimmer in the sand. They pick it up to discover that it was a golden lamp. They rub it and a blue cloud of smoke consumes them. Then a magnificent Guinnie appears and says "You have awoken me from my 10,000 year encasement inside that lamp! I shall grant you 3 wishes to show you my sincere gratitude." The brunette wishes for a plane so she can fly home. The ginger wishes for a boat to sail back home. The blonde was lonely so she wished that the brunette and the ginger were back with her.

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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what do you call a black man driving a police car? a cop

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was tied to the first Monkey. Why did the third Monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.

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It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

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What's worse than finding a worm in your Holocaust? Oh, wait, I said it wrong...

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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Anti Joke

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