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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Why did my mom smell bad. Because she is a corpse and has been dead for some days now

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What did the man with cancer say to the Holocaust survivor? "I have cancer."

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

heads up!

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black So is my neighbor

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar and orders a sprite. Everyone in the bar looks and him funny and then laughs. He then tells them, "I would rather satisfy myself with a cool lemon-lime drink than put the poisonous toxins of alchohol into my blood stream."

Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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