- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the priest blow a kiss and waved to the little girl? She was his daughter. Why did the daughter's mother call the cops on the priest? Child support

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

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What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

So there's this big ass moose, and he walks into this grocery store, & asks the cashier "which isle are the potatoes in?" the lady replies, "down isle 5." so the moose walks down to isle 5 and there weren't any potatoes!

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

in soviet russia, cow milks you

If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

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What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

How do you make a little boy get off a swing? You are an adult and perhaps it is inappropriate for you to be on a swing, especially when it is already occupied by a child of the right age.

If a vegetarian only eats vegetables, then what does a humanitarian eat?

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

Whats worse than getting raped by a monkey The fact that you actually got raped by a monkey

What's the difference between a baby and a textbook? You throw a textbook at the wall with TWO hands.

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

What's the main difference between an angry white man and an angry black man? The angry black man is probably of African descent.

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